But there was a fly in the ointment
The town was plagued with plague
Everywhere you looked people were dropping like flies
So right after they got back from their honeymoon
They went to see Madame Peep
A shepherdess who did some fortunetelling on the side...among other things
And they asked her why the town was plagued with plague
And she told them they didn't really want to know
And Oedipus said, "Tell me anyway"
And Madame Peep said, "You asked for it"